when people still use that one finger-wagging woman gif in posts
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
me: aw yeah give it to me raw baby
guy: are u sure?
me: fuck yeah give it to me RAW
guy: i don’t want you to wake up with salmonella poisoning
me: okay give me the steak medium-well then
guy: alright have a nice night sir, enjoy your dinner